Man flu

Jen: Hello, I'm Jennifer. Welcome to The English We Speak. I'm joined today by Li. Hi Li!

Li: Hi Jen!

Jen: I thought that Neil was.....

Keep Your Chin Up

(Rob visits Vera in hospital)

Rob: So, how are you feeling, Vera?
Vera: Thank you for visiting me here in hospital, Rob. I feel awful! My leg is broken, my chin is bruised and my pride is hurt! I had a silly fall while I was skiing over the weekend.
Rob: Oh, bad luck, really. But your leg will heal and your bruises will disappear soon, Vera. There will be no sign of them in a few weeks' time.............

Celeb (Celebrity)

Vera: Rob, I'm so excited! Justin Bieber will be leaving the hotel at any minute now. I can hardly wait to see him coming through that door! I want his autograph to add to my collection!

Rob: I have to say though that his music is not to my taste, but it is fun to be in a place where things are happening, I suppose!

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 What did Rob put in his email to make it more jokey?

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